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Friday, June 10, 2011

Writer’s League of Texas Agents’ Conference - 10 Jun 11

I’m ready and I’m pumped!

I have my pitch down pat. It’s short and to the point. There’s no way that the right agent can ignore what I have to say.

“Adventures in Everyday Leadership” provides advice and guidance to routine problems facing most managers and supervisors in their everyday world. The manuscript details actual stories of personnel that I worked with over my thirty-seven year journey of research into the reasons why people get into situations that they (most of them) would never attempt when in their right mind.

The project detailing real people and real events, not the contrived and composite personnel of most management and leadership books dealing with this subject matter. The data was not collected by a PhD with a team of graduate students under their direction, but by a member of their own organization who sometimes just happened to get involved in the who-shot-John as it actually took place.

I am really looking forward to this weekend and the association with those, who like me, are struggling to get somewhere in the publishing world. They all have unique stories to tell.

I discovered last year that close to 75% are hoping to get their latest attempt at a Twilight Saga or Vampire Classic to be picked up by an agent who thinks their story has just the right quirk about it to appear fresh and new to the market.

I actually thought serious about changing my title to “Adventures in Leadership without Vampires” just so I could get maybe the slightest bit of attention. I would even add a disclaimer that established the fact that “not one vampire, werewolf or zombie was harmed during the events depicted in the stories or during the transcribing of same.” I may still have to. I’ll let you know after the weekend has run its course.

The one disclaimer that I do have to mention is that some of the names of those involved in the accounts detailed in the project have been changed, like Joe Friday’s announcer used to say “to protect the innocent.” It’s not a problem that you might recognize the actual culprit; it’s more to keep them from bragging about their involvement and//or embarrassment in what really took place. Some would feel downright ashamed that they ever did what they did and some others might start a giggle fit that would do them in at the age they have eventually reached. It’s better to be safe.

Wish me luck!

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Writer's League of Texas Agents' Conference

I'm spending a great deal of time this week getting ready for the Writer's League of Texas Agents' Conference this coming weekend.

I have high hopes of something good coming out of my preparation and and my bubbly personality - I don't see how anybody could pass my stuff up - say it just ain't so!

I really look forward to presenting my stuff and meeting with those that are in the same boat as I.

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Drawbacks to culling – 01 Jun 11




Over the last few weeks or so, my grandson Dilin, after finishing his first year of college, had been down to help with some stuff around the house. His last task was to repaint the inside of the kitchen pantry. That he did and then restocked it with the stuffs he had distributed all over the kitchen and dining room. That is all except the nearly six foot high stack of cookbooks he had left out on direction from his grandmother—my wife.

As you might expect, I was tricked into helping sort out and cull what cookbooks were not to be retained. I accomplished this from my chair completely across the room from Patsy who actually handled the material—I was not allowed to touch it.

The first item in the stack tackled by my better half was a three ring binder with lots of loose and punched items stuck in it more or less randomly. The good stuff looked to be a compilation of what looked good and needed saving at the time. Some really interesting keepers I thought as Patsy read them out as she went through the binder. I thought most of it deserved retaining—I was obviously out voted and as she claimed that she was the collector of the good stuff, she was also the final decision on whether to keep or cull.

There were such items as: (1) a newspaper clipping with the recipe for chocolate chip pie, (2) recipe for deluxe Mexican cornbread, (3) warranty and operating instructions for a 52” ceiling fan we no longer possessed, (4) same with a char-broil grill we no longer possessed, (5) page after page of clipped recipes I had never used or seen, and (6) a book entitled “Famous Chili Recipes from Marlboro Country” that looked like a keeper. I would estimate there were over two thousand recipes carefully clipped and pasted to yellow pages neatly filed away for later use. I’m not sure when later is going to be; I haven’t seen that binder off the shelf since we moved into this house.

The last item in the binder, I did think was of special note and thought I would give it a little more attention. I ask Patsy if I could review it just a bit. She relented and took it out of the binder and gave it to me. The item peaking my attention was a pink colored brochure that was most likely picked up at the Alaska State Fair in 1972 (see pix of prize winning 38 & 1/4 lb cabbage below) titled “Making Mukluks and Mittens With Fur.” Now I know you will side with me on this one: this is a keeper!

I am positive that I fully intended to make a pair of mukluks at one time or another. I always liked the ones the Air Force wore; we didn’t have that option in the Army—we had the VB boots though: better and cool looking. But still, I always liked their mukluks and wanted a pair.

The pamphlet looks to have been distributed by the University of Alaska Cooperative Extension Service’s division of Statewide Services (Pub #4). Page one provides a list of materials required to construct a quality pair of mukluks. The first item listed is “One pair Eskimo crimped soles, or soft soles of moose, caribou or hairseal. Only oogruk soles, prepared by Eskimos, are water proof.” Nuff said: that’s what I need. Step two did allow a little leeway on the fur requirements: “Two square feet of short haired fur such as hairseal, calf skin, caribou shanks or ground squirrel for tongue and ankle of mukluk.” I just might be able to acquire a few squirrel hides. My back yard seems full of them some days. The instructions for the trimming strips allows one to use “long haired fur, such as rabbit, fox, or otter, for tops.” That fox or otter may be just a tiny bit hard to come by but I bet I just might be able to come across a rabbit or two. I do believe I’m agonna leave off the pompons though. It was nice of them to allow one to use dental floss instead of the nylon thread.


Page 2 followed with very detailed instructions on laying out, cutting, preparing and assembling of the finished product. Shouldn’t be that hard once I get the material together. The second half of the pamphlet deals with mittens and as I have a perfectly good pair of Arctic mittens I’m just not going there.


The next item I reviewed later that same day. It looked to be very interesting: the 315 page “Recipes from Old Virginia” compiled by The Virginia Federation of Home Demonstration Clubs and first published in 1958. I remember seeing this book on the shelf many times. Upon review I discovered only one page with any real use and that looked to have been me; it was no doubt that the notes appearing on that page were in my writing. I don’t remember making molasses spice crisp but must have at some time. The recipe was contributed by N. Lula Pope of Southampton County. Looks good though!

My wife remembers obtaining this book on our first trip to Virginia upon entering the Army in 1970. The price sticker says $2.65. She also remembers seeing the same book (no change) in Williamsburg on our last trip to Virginia just a couple of years back—price at the time as far as she remembers was in the $15 – 20 range; I guess ya might say that was the change. My review of the collection pointed out a couple of quizzical options in some of the recipes. I had to giggle just a little at the use of the term slow oven and the attachment of 300ºF with that term. I finally found a note up front that explained that some of the older recipes came from long, long ago when ovens had not the fancy instruments we have today; thus slow oven is 300ºF, medium oven is 350ºF, etc.

It looks like they turned no recipe down that the testers (two pages of) pasted judgment on as being worthy. Why else would you need cocoanut icebox cookies I & II (Mrs. John W Gunter of Appomattox County and Alice Garrette of Appomattox County respectively), icebox nut cookies (Mrs. C G Siebert of Norfolk County), icebox cookies (Mrs. O S Crute of Augusta County), vanilla icebox cookies and almond icebox cookies (both from Mts. H Van Vleek of Norfolk County), mincemeat (Stella Dellinger of Shenandoah County), mincemeat (Mrs. Tom Boyer of Grayson County), mincemeat (Mrs. W A Sherman of Orange County), homemade mincemeat (Mrs. Stanley Dawson of Westmoreland County), grandmother’s mincemeat (Churchill Wright of Orange County), and green tomato mincemeat (Mrs. Frank Trainer of Prince Edward County). It does look like they eat a lot of mincemeat in Orange County and a lot of various icebox cookies in Appomattox and Norfolk Counties.

There were a couple of humorous entries, at least I thought so at any rate. On page 50 I came across a recipe for Scrapple for Canning (Mrs. M H Pannill of Orange County). I don’t know many people that eat scrapple anymore and I am sure I haven’t seen one of the ingredients on my HEB butcher’s shelf. There were only two ingredients: (1) 4 hog faces and (2) 16 feet. You did need to clean the faces and feet and cook until the meat falls from the bones. Next you had to “Remove bones and all liquid fat, but leave right much of the other liquid.” I do want to point out that both scrapple recipes were NOT in the index.

It was interesting to me that you had to wait two months for the “Best Ever” cucumber pickles of Mrs. Marcellus Boyer of Shenandoah County when I can go over to the HEB and get them this afternoon if I want. I could cut my wait in half by taking up the 14-day sweet pickles recipe of Mrs. Leslie Gordon of Appomattox County.

By the way, I did see a great number of really interesting recipes that I just might try down the road.

The primary drawback of culling is that ya just don’t know unless ya spend the time lookin’ close at each and every item in the stack what ya just might chunk that might be of use just around the corner or some time in the future. I’m more in tune with finding another place to store it and hold on; there’s plenty of corners in my future.

I know if I’m in need of scrapple that I can find pigs feet but I guess that I’m agonna have to call my HEB butcher over to the side and see if he can get me some faces; I just never see them on the shelf.

I am also in a quandary as to where I might come across some oogruk soles prepared by Eskimos. There’s really not a large population of any Eskimos, regardless the tribe, any where in Central Texas. I guess my mukluk project remains a No-Go without proper Eskimos tradesmen or women residing close by. Anybody out there got any contacts I could use? I’m still not much for this new fangled culling idea.

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Blogger Problem of late

My blog was caught up in the Blogger problem that has run for over a week now. I lost one I had in development and had to reload the entire deal. I will be back at it just as soon as I get stuff back in order.

I apologize for the problem.

A big thanks for those hanging in during the problem times of Blogger!

H

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Both times I was involved with the Navy SEALs - 10 May 11

Because I have recently re-connected with one of the prime players in these events, I am taking this post down to possibly revise it because of the memories of the others that were there when these events happened.I will repost this with updated details when I finalize them.

Thanks,
John Howard






I had the opportunity, might I say pleasure, to be involved with the Navy SEALs some time back. I hadn’t had the occasion to recall it until just recently – you all know the recent reason.

The first opportunity came as a real surprise; I had no idea they were even in the area. The occasion was some twelve years after their initial organization and outside of Vietnam, they really, at least to my knowledge, hadn’t had any other activity.
Navy SEALs Trident

172nd Infantry Brigade (Separate & Light)

172nd Support Battalion

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Current activity - What I’m up to – 28 Apr 11

I am once again actively engaged in documenting a gaggle of adventures that I used during my career in materials management, primarily in the manufacturing field at numerous sites throughout Texas. These “stories” I used repeatedly during my career to highlight points and as a way to ingest circumstances into a discussion of “what we are trying to do” and how others got into like situations and what took place enabling them to remove themselves from the situation.

I found these stories to be very beneficial to those working for and with me. I used this tactic of storytelling to present like facts and encouraged the discussion of these facts, all the while twisting the events related around until the group finally realized that they were actually discussing our current event and actually had already began developing solutions to remedy the trouble.

Over the years I discovered that those involved in the discussions enjoyed hearing and analyzing the military related stories more than their civilian counterparts. It dawned on me, something I had always known, that everybody likes to play Army even though they won’t go out and join up – they still like to play. I think this is the primary reason that they usually wanted to hear a military related situation as opposed to a civilian.

Bare in mind; the stories that I am gathering have a military setting, but are actually just about people. One could draw a direct relationship between any one of my stories and a civilian operation. The stories, in the Army are called “war stories,” but actually not a one involves war at all. They are support troops doing what support troops do – the exact same things that their civilian counterparts do everyday of the world.

I have passed a great many of them around to get the comments of others and have found most to be favorable. I continue to work at achieving a balance between military and civilian situations – not for my benefit – just to satisfy those nay-sayers that don’t believe the general populous will read a manuscript containing a majority of military references. I disagree as my experience has proven otherwise – but I continue to please.

I have established my goal for completion to be within the next couple of months and then the hard part actually begins. I have really enjoyed the writing effort as it has brought back memories of some real good times and even better acquaintances – some of whom I would really enjoy talking with (read shooting the bull) just one more time. I treasure these guys and will never forget them. They are the individuals that maid me who I am today. Without them, I would (just maybe) be a completely different individual. I’m just guessing here!

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Pancho Villa and Old stuff of value - 20 Apr 11

I noticed just the other day that some guy named Dave out in El Paso has the trigger finger of Pancho Villa for sale in his pawn shop. Says it’s been there for seven years and they don’t even move it when they clean around the window case it is displayed in.


This got me to thinking. Maybe I have some stuff in my superior storage facility that might be worth some cash just like ole Pancho’s index finger – just maybe if the wife hasn’t thrown them out while I had my head turned the other day. I usually try to keep a very close eye on her when she turns to the spring cleaner persona – a real close eye. One just never knows when the exact right opportunity may come along and I just might need that Brownie box camera from the 1940s (earlier maybe) or a pink granite rock core that my Dad and I saved from a job on a missile silo in Wyoming in 1965 – that’s gotta be worth somethin’ to somebody!

I also have some memories and a story or two concerning the cult hero D. B. Cooper. I’ve discussed what I know with the FBI – at the time they were interested, but who knows anymore? Out there in my garage I have the actual combat boots I was wearing the very day a FBI agent and I observed a prime suspect thought maybe to actually be D. B. Cooper – imagine that. That was just one of the many clandestine operations I participated in – the only one with the FBI by-the-way.

Many of the items I have maintained (maintained being a loosely used term in this case) in storage are connected to my roughnecking days working with my Dad on one of his drilling rigs. I have the occasional rock bit and even a diamond bit used to cut core samples from North Dakota to Texas and Mississippi to Wyoming – well traveled, don’t ya think?.

There’s also the wardrobe box that stores my military uniforms – everything from dress blues to dress greens, several kaki and summer weight uniforms, multiple sets of fatigues (un-camo style) and a camouflaged field jacket – the pattern is probably a little dated.

I hesitate to not provide details on the following, but in the time both you and I will allow for this little side track I have determined to just go with as few details as needed to describe the artifacts – you can use your own imagination to supply the rest.

On the wall is a Quetico Provincial Park - Boundary Waters map (Ely, MN and the area surrounding the US and Canadian borders) detailing the 135 mile canoe trip in 1962 taken with an Explorer Scout organization

Small (2” tall by 2” long) hand carved ivory depiction of two polar bears humping

Wine box from Buckingham Palace (bottle no longer available) compliments of my daughter and son-in-law’s trip to England some years back

Big box of original Lincoln Logs (circa 1952)

Callaway-Jones (labeled) folding funeral home chair (ready for the graveside)

Singer sewing machine with cabinet and sewing table (really old – my mother used it when I was a kid)

Steel military filing drawer with contents – stackable, you have to provide the partners – (circa Alaska 1971)

Leather horse collar (horse currently missing) (circa 1940s, maybe earlier)

Louis-Marx & Company Diesel Type Electric Train set with remote control (circa 1952) – it probably will work

Coleman cook stove (circa Alaska 1971)

Coleman catalytic heater (circa Alaska 1971 also)

Boy Scout manual (circa 1925) plus many more of later publication

Boy Scout first aid kit (circa 1960)

Ahooga horn (ready for install – don’t have the slightest idea when this was manufactured – go here to hear the sound: http://www.assuredautomotiveproducts.com/AHOOGA-Vintage-Replica-Horn-AKA-AOOGA-OOGA-Antique-Sound-ACHRKS-612c.htm

Telephone fishing apparatus (used in swamps of Louisiana in 1930s and 1940s) – also used on neighbor kids every year of my boyhood – we never learned about that jolt!

More Army regulations and field//technical manuals than you can imagine (wife threw a lot out before I caught her)

VB Boots size 8R (vapor barrier boots – circa Alaska 1970)

Miniature whisky bottle collection (100 different brands maybe) – collected between 1960 & 1973

2 slightly bent (maybe a little more than slightly) 24” pipe wrenches – roughnecking tools of the trade (circa 1954)

3 finger fielder’s mitt (circa 1955)

Professional style weight bench (weights included) – only slightly used (circa 1980)

2 typewriters (1) Smith-Corona electric Deville Cartridge with carrying case with several cartridges (circa 1982) and (2) Royal Aristocrat (non-electric – manual if you may), ribbon intact, purchased at yard sale and survived first two initial resume blitzes after departing the Army.

You just gotta know that some of this stuff is worth a lot of money – to somebody. I sitting here ready and waiting on the influx of buyers. Hope they come before the pups and I have our afternoon Graham cracker break – we don’t take any interruptions during that time.